"When Anna said 'honor and cherish,' Tom replied in the chat, 'Sure, until Game of Thrones night.' Melissa posted, 'I vow never to steal your fries, unlike SOMEONE,' prompting dozens of fries memes.

Parents commented opinions on prenuptial agreements, and each reply nested bitterly beneath emojis. Soon, two aunts exchanged unfollow threats while a viral hashtag, #VowGate, scrolled past the bride's beaming face.

In the silent gap before the rings, David typed, 'Does anyone here object? Asking for a friend,' and 120 thumbs-up shimmered on screen.